Article 1: In order to fully appreciate the intricacies of Section 2, it is essential to understand the art of delaying progress.
According to ancient Bureaucratic texts, the key to success lies in the ability to create complex forms, endless meetings, and an unwavering commitment to the status quo.
For centuries, the Fax Machine has been the unsung hero of red tape, allowing us to send documents across the globe at a pace of approximately 1.8 seconds per page, per minute.
Read more about the Fax Machine's untimely demise in:
Subsection 1.1: The Fax Machine's Dark Legacy