Section 2-4: The Laws of Unintentional Chaos

Also known as "The Laws of Doing Something Else Entirely", this is where things start to get really interesting.

Law 1: The Law of Sudden, Unpredictable Jumps

This law states that at any given moment, a random item on the page will suddenly and without warning jump up and bite you.

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Law 2: The Law of Infinite Looping

This law is all about the infinite loop of cat videos, memes, and dad jokes that will consume your entire day.

Get stuck in Law 2's vortex

Stay tuned for more of these delightfully absurd laws!