Departmental Orders

Where the bureaucrats roam free, and the red tape flows like rivers

Section 4.2: The Department of Redundant Regulations

Where the art of saying 'no, but also maybe' reaches new heights

Section 4.2.1: The Committee of Unnecessary Delays

Where we take the phrase 'in a timely manner' and turn it into a national pastime

Section 4.2.2: The Bureaucratic Form Generation Department

Where we craft our finest examples of unnecessary paperwork

Remember, in the immortal words of our fearless leader: 'It's not a delay, it's just a strategic pause'