This section is so crucial, it's a wonder it doesn't have its own government agency devoted to its study and regulation.
Subsection 1: The Unsubstantiated Claims
This subsection contains a comprehensive list of completely-made-up facts about the importance of Section 3.
Fact #1: Section 3 is secretly run by a council of all-powerful overlords. Fact #2: Section 3 is actually a parallel dimension in the space-time continuum.