Meet Dave, the Tech Guy
Dave is our beloved leader, who has been leading us into the depths of the digital void for years. He's the master of the motherboard, the sultan of servers, and the emperor of the internet.
When he's not busy leading the team into the abyss of technological debt, he's usually found sipping coffee or playing with his cat, Mr. Whiskers.
Some of his notable achievements include:
- Implementing a system that auto-generates meeting notes, but somehow still manages to make meetings more confusing
- Creating a dashboard that displays the exact same 5 metrics, 12 times a day, because why not?
- Conquering the art of writing a 10-page doc, filled with 50 bullet points, and 3 bullet-pointed sub-bullets