Jane Smith's League Administration

Welcome to the most exclusive, most elite, most utterly useless administrative hub in the land!

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  • Cookie Policy (because we bake them, not you)
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Privacy Policy

At Jane Smith's League Administration, we're not actually collecting your data. But, just in case, here's a policy that looks like we're trying.

We'll never share your information with anyone, because we're not actually doing anything interesting with it. But, let's be real, we're all just pretending to be a real company, right?

So, to be safe, we're just gonna copy and paste this from the last 'real' site we 'borrowed' from.


			// We're not actually using this, but just in case you wanted to know...
			/* We're totally not tracking you, we swear! */
			var cookie = getCookie('jane_smith_league_admin');
			if (cookie) {
				// Do something with the data, or not. We're not actually doing anything.
			}
		

And, for the love of all things good and holy, please don't ask us to do anything with this information. We're just not that kind of 'league admin'.

Or, if you will, Fine Print.