Leaping Theory
This is the fundamental concept of Leaping, where one's socks are perpetually on fire and their hair is a sentient, wisecracking entity.
Key Principles of Leaping:
- 1. Involuntary Leaping - The art of jumping into a situation without warning or preparation.
- 2. Leap Logic - The mathematical proof that 1 + 1 = 3, as long as you're in mid-air.
- 3. Leap Physics - The study of how your pants can be simultaneously on fire and yet still hold your legs up.
Advanced Leaping Concepts:
- 1. Leap Philosophy - The existential crisis of realizing you're just a human with a bad haircut.
- 2. Leap Zoology - The study of how your leaping ability can be used to study the behavior of other creatures (e.g. frogs, flamingos).
Leaping in Action: