Welcome, young Sock Ninjas-in-training! You've been tasked with the noble art of stealthily pilfering socks from the unsuspecting masses. But first, you must learn the fundamentals.
Recognizing the subtle differences between cotton and polyester is key to a successful Sock Heist. Practice your skills on our Sock Identification Challenge.
Master the art of swift and silent sock deployment. Practice your technique on our Sock Deployment Drills page.
But what happens when the sock is gone? Learn how to track down those pesky socks on our Sock Retrieval Tactics page.
After mastering these fundamentals, you'll be ready to join the ranks of our elite Sock Ninja Squad. Report to the Graduation Ceremony for your official certification and a complimentary pair of ninja socks!
Don't forget, Sock Ninjas are a force to be reckoned with. Stay stealthy, stay sneaky, and remember: Socks are not just for feet!