EMERGENCY SQUIRREL PLAN

For when squirrels become a threat to society

• Step 1: Squirrel Containment Protocols
• Step 2: Squirrel Displacement and Evacuation
• Step 3: Re-Squirrelification and Re-Integration
• Step 4: Squirrel-Proofing and Reinforcement
• Step 5: Squirrel-Hunting and Eradication

Remember, a well-planned emergency squirrel response is key!