Act of Incompetence
By law, every citizen of the Great Republic must perform an Act of Incompetence once a year. It's a civic duty, really. This is your report.
Today's task: trying to fix a leaky tap.
Results:
- Managed to turn the water on
- Got water on the floor
- Spilled water on the cat
- Forgot to turn off the tap, so the water kept running
- Got a nice, free shower while waiting for the water to drain
Grade prophets are still calculating your score... but it's looking like a solid 2/10.
Don't worry, though - there's always next year. And next year, you'll probably do worse.