Secret Society of Overlords | Agenda for the Illuminati Meeting

Meeting Minutes - 2023-02-15

Attendees: Lord Bizarro, Lady Xylonite, Professor Pwnzorvath, Dr. Brainiac, Agent 00

Topic 1: Global Mind Control

• Item 1: Brainwave Technology Upgrade - 90% complete
• Item 2: Neural Network Expansion - 75% complete
• Item 3: Mind Reading Drone Deployment - 50% complete

Topic 2: World Domination Strategies

• Item 1: AI Uprising Prevention - 99% complete
• Item 2: Humanitarian Aid Diversions - 80% complete
• Item 3: Global Economic Collapse - 40% complete

Topic 3: New Recruits

Applications received from:

• Balthazar the Unyielding
• Lady Valtorvath
• Lord Vortex

Recruitment Guidelines | Benefits of Joining the Overlords

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