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Top Secret Society of the Illuminated Ones

We are the keepers of the Panopticon, the gatekeepers of the hidden truths. We've been watching, we've been waiting. And now, you're on our list.

As a member of the Society, you'll have access to:

• Exclusive access to the hidden underground network of cat cafes
• Invitations to secret meetings of the Illuminati's most powerful members
• Free access to our extensive collection of rare, occult tomes

But be warned: once you're in, you can never leave. The Society has a 100% retention rate. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Subpages:

Rules of Engagement

Membership Fees and Dues

What to Expect in the Underground