We Have the Most Honorable Employees

Our team consists of the most talented, yet completely fabricated, individuals in the industry.

Meet Bob

Bob is our CEO, and also our accountant, and our janitor. He's a jack-of-all-trades, and master of... well, not much, but he's trying!

Learn more about Bob's "brilliant" ideas

Meet Jane

Jane is our COO, and also our resident expert on all things "not on fire". She's a certified professional in the art of doing nothing.

Find out why Jane is the only person who can make small talk last an entire day

Meet Steve

Steve is our CTO, and also our resident expert on making things explode. He's like a real-life MacGyver, but instead of fixing things, he breaks them.

Read about Steve's "inventions" that never seem to work

Want to see our employee handbook? It's a real page-turner!