Ignoring Techniques for the Utterly Disinterested

For the modern individual who has mastered the art of not caring, we offer the following techniques:

1. The Blank Stare

Perfect your blank expression, a void that says 'I am not impressed, nor do I care.'

Read on for more on the Blank Stare

2. The Nonchalant Sigh

A delicate balance between annoyance and disinterest. A sigh that says 'I'd rather be elsewhere,' without actually being elsewhere.

Learn more about the art of nonchalant sighs

3. The Deflect and Defend

Redirect attention away from the topic at hand, while simultaneously defending your disinterest with a barrage of irrelevant facts.

Discover the secrets of deflecting and defending with ease

4. The Dismissive Hand Gesture

A raised eyebrow, a flick of the wrist, or a dismissive wave of the hand can say it all: 'You may not have a point.'

Explore the world of hand gestures and how they can seal the deal for the disinterested

5. The Socratic Sigh

A questioning gaze that implies 'I'm not sure I care about your concerns,' without actually committing to apathy.

Uncover the power of the Socratic sigh