Puns so terrible, they're almost good
Jokes so old, they're new again
1. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer's constant questions about its existential dread.
2. Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist.
3. What do you call a bear with no hair? Barefoot.
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Jokes about the meaning of life (just kidding, they're just rants)