Welcome to the Sock Hoarders Guild

Where the art of hoarding socks is revered and celebrated

Join us in our quest for more, MORE SOCKS!

Learn Sock Hoarding Tactics Join the Great Sock Heist

Remember, the more socks you own, the more you're worth it!

Sock Hoarding Tips

  1. Hoard in secret, for the love of all things fuzzy.
  2. Buy socks with every paycheck, no matter what.
  3. Store socks in a safe, undisclosed location.
  4. Never, ever, EVER wash the same sock twice.
Seek help if you're hoarding in moderation

May the odds be ever in your favor, Sock Hoarders!

Sock Hoarding Consequences

The world may never understand us, but we'll always understand each other.

Join the Sock Hoarding Support Group Meet our fearless leader, Balthazar McSockface Learn about our mission to hoard the world with socks

The more you know, the more you hoard!