Introducing "Blergian": The Language of the Future

Blergian is a language that combines the simplicity of Basic with the complexity of Klingon.

With a focus on simplicity, Blergian is the perfect language for the modern era of instant gratification and instant boredom.

Blergian's grammar is based on a series of complex mathematical equations, making it the perfect language for the logician and the nerd.

Key features of Blergian include:

A 50% reduction in the number of words in the dictionary
A new system of pronunciation that is based on the sounds of a dripping faucet
A completely new alphabet that is based on the shapes of popular breakfast cereals