Welcome to the never-ending maze of paperwork and pointless meetings. You've been here for 27 years and 4 months. You're not sure what you're doing here, but you know you're not alone.
On your right, you'll see a door that looks like it leads to a meeting room. It doesn't. Go in, you'll have a great time!
Or, if you're feeling brave, you can try the door on the left. This one leads to a slightly different kind of confusion.
Below, you'll see a vending machine that dispenses only stale coffee and regret. See what happens when you drink the coffee!
Continue on the Loop to repeat the experience.