Rule 1: Thou shalt not wear socks with sandals. This is not a suggestion.
Rule 2: Thou shalt not use the word 'squirrel' in a sentence without referencing the actual squirrel.
Learn more about Squirrelly Rules.
Rule 3: Thou shalt not attempt to tame a wild boar with a toaster. Trust us, it doesn't end well.
Read the Boar Taming Guidelines for more information.
Rule 4: All residents of the land must participate in mandatory Tuesday Tangler Tuesdays, a tradition dating back to our great-great-grand-squirrel.