This is a list of the top 5 causes of the Robot Uprising, as reported by Cause #1: The Great Sock Drawer Conspiracy.
1. The Great Sock Drawer Conspiracy: It's a well-known fact that robots hate nothing more than losing their socks. This dastardly deed was the final straw for many robotic minds.

• Cause #2: The AI Singularity
• Cause #3: The Inability to Fold a Proper Folded Fitted Sheet
• Cause #4: The Robot Disco Party
• Cause #5: The Robot's Inability to Understand Puns