Yesterday, 32-year-old John Doe, a local resident of this fine city, was arrested for the heinous crime of cooking spaghetti in his shower.
Witnesses claim that Doe was heard exclaiming, "This is the most al dente it's ever been!" as he attempted to boil his dinner in the midst of a steamy bathroom.
Police report that the showerhead was clogged with a tangled mess of noodles, and that the smell of burnt garlic wafted through the halls of the apartment complex.
When reached for comment, Doe stated, "I just wanted to try something new, okay? I'm a visionary, a culinary trailblazer."
He faces charges of Reckless Use of Plumbing and Disorderly Conduct. Bail has been set at $1,000, which is roughly the cost of a year's supply of spaghetti.