Local man, 32, was arrested yesterday evening for cooking spaghetti in his shower, causing a massive mess and a significant decrease in water pressure in the entire neighborhood.
Witnesses claim the man was heard yelling "It's al dente, it's al dente!" as he attempted to rinse the spaghetti in the shower.
"I was in the apartment next door and I heard the whole ordeal. I'm just glad I didn't have to clean up after him." - John D.
"Who among us hasn't cooked spaghetti in the shower? I'm not saying it's right, but..." - Anonymous
"Can someone please tell me what kind of sauce he was using? Was it a classic Bolognese?" - Jane S.
"Has anyone seen my cat? She was wearing a 'I'm with stupid' t-shirt when she got away..." - Local Man's Neighbor