Here at Visions of Visions of Catnip, we're redefining the catnip experience. Our manifesto:
Article 1: Catnip must be consumed in large quantities, at all times.
Article 2: All catnip must be served in a neat, compact pellet form.
Article 3: The catnip experience must never, ever be interrupted by humans.
Article 4: All catnip-related decisions must be made solely by feline overlords.