We, the Secret Council of Cats, have foreseen the future. And what a future it is!
Our Visions
1. A world where catnip flows like rivers, and cat towers reach the sky.
2. A land where cat hair is the only acceptable form of currency.
3. A realm where cat owners are the true rulers of the world.
Our Methods
We achieve these visions through a combination of meditation, napping, and strategically placed catnip toys.
Join us!
Apply to join the Secret Council of Cats, and become one of the chosen few who shall shape the destiny of the feline world.