Staircase to Nowhere: The Bunker's Most Feared Escape Route

Located in the depths of our beloved bunker, this staircase is rumored to lead to... somewhere. Maybe. Possibly. Possibly not.

We're not really sure, to be honest. The last person who attempted to use it ended up in the supply closet. Again.

Proceed at your own risk: Staircase 2, where the walls are even more concrete and the banter is worse
Don't have the time? Take the Emergency Elevator (just kidding, it's just a really steep staircase)