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OMEGA PROPHET DIRECTORY

Where the world's most unapologetically wrong prophets come to share their dubious insights.

Our Prophet Directory

Prophet Zarqon (Specializing in: Unreliable weather forecasts and unfulfilled prophecies)
Prophet Bob (Expert in: Unpredictable chaos and general confusion)
Prophet Omega (Specializing in: End-of-all-things prophecies and existential dread)

More prophets available in our Prophet Directory.

Prophet Zarqon's Profile

Prophet Zarqon has been predicting the weather (and not getting it right) for over 20 years. His unapologetically wrong forecasts have become the stuff of local legend.

Prophet Bob's Profile

Prophet Bob is known for his unpredictable nature and general ability to cause chaos wherever he goes. His prophecies are always a surprise.

Prophet Omega's Profile

Prophet Omega is the self-proclaimed "Seer of the End Times". His prophecies are always dire and often involve the apocalypse.

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