Meetings that last all day. Meetings that last all week. Meetings that last all month. Where the coffee flows like the existential dread.
Join us for our next meeting, where the conference room will be transformed into a portal gate, and your sanity will be transformed into a puddle of despair.
View Our Meeting ScheduleWe've been stuck in this loop of pointlessness for what feels like an eternity. Time loses all meaning when you're trapped in a meeting that never ends.
Read Our Loop HistoryWe're not actually trapped, we just have a lot of meetings. If you're reading this, you're probably one of us. Welcome to the never-ending cycle of pointless meetings.
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