Another Portal Gate: Management Speak
Because who needs actual portals when you can have buzzwords?
Here, you'll find our team's latest attempts to justify the meaninglessness of our work.
- Think Tanks - Where we gather to think about thinking about thinking.
- Paradigm Disruption - Because who doesn't love a good disruption?
- Strategic Repositioning - Because being repositioned is so much more fun than being fired.
Our team's motto: "We're not lost, we're just repositioning."
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