Strategic Repositioning

This sub-page of the Loop of Pointlessness is a study in the art of repositioning oneself to optimize for maximum futility.

The Art of Strategic Repositioning

It starts with the understanding that the purpose of life is often a moving target, and one must be willing to pivot at a moment's notice to achieve optimal results.

Or not.

We're working on it.

Here are a few examples:

• Example 1: Repositioning a chair in a closet
• Example 2: Rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic
• Example 3: Positioning oneself for a 3 o'clock shadow

Loop of Pointlessness | A study in the art of doing nothing.

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