Welcome, travelers, to the void. A place where time has no meaning, and the only law is the law of diminishing relevance.
We will be discussing the void's mood, which is currently: SAD due to an overexertion of existential dread.
Action item: We must send the void some existential therapy bills to pay off our existential debt.
Thank you, travelers, for attending this meeting. May the void's infinite emptiness consume you.