We're stuck in an infinite loop!

Round and round we go, down the rabbit hole of madness.

You've been trapped here for 47 iterations. Don't worry, it's not like it's going to end anytime soon.

Here's a list of things we've been doing prophets of:

• Re-watching the same 90s movies
• Playing "Simon says" with the cat
• Reading the phonebook

Would you like to:

• A) Take the elevator to the basement
• B) Take the stairs into the abyss
• C) Choose the path of ignorance