Congratulations, you've reached the 47 hour mark. You're officially trapped in a loop of repetitive, meaningless text.
As a pioneer in the field of extreme reading, you've pushed the boundaries of human endurance and sanity.
But don't worry, it's not all bad. You're getting close to achieving a new world record for most hours spent reading the same article.
For those interested in continuing their journey, here are some recommended sub-pages: