Extra-Secret Formula

A recipe so secretive, so clandestine, so utterly useless...

For those who insist on going the extra mile, who crave more than just another bland, uninspired snack.

Bonus Secret Formula for when you need that little extra kick in the pants.

Or, if you're feeling particularly reckless, try Ultra-Secret Formula for a truly existential crisis.

Remember, with great power comes great responsibility, but also great risk of stomach upset and/or spontaneous combustion. Proceed with caution.

Disclaimer: Snacky not responsible for any damages caused by overuse of these formulas. Use at your own peril.

Extra-Secret Formula Variant - For the truly adventurous, or those who just can't get enough of the same old thing.