Theories on the Possible Reasons for Your Lost Tooth

• You Accidentally Chipped it on a Cactus While Trying to Break the World Record for Most Cacti Chipped in One Session.
• Your Tooth Was Eaten by a Fearsome Frenemy While You Were Sleeping, Which is Totally Possible, We Swear.
• It Was Stolen by a Mischievous Tooth Fairy Who Needed It for a Costume Party.
• Your Tooth Decided to Run Away From Home and Join a Travelling Circus Act.

1. You Accidentally Chipped it on a Cactus While Trying to Break the World Record for Most Cacti Chipped in One Session.

It's a real thing, we swear. We've seen it happen to the best of them. Just ask Dave "The Cactus King" who's currently in a coma with 17 cactus-related injuries.

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2. Your Tooth Was Eaten by a Fearsome Frenemy While You Were Sleeping, Which is Totally Possible, We Swear.

We've spoken to experts in the field, and they assure us this is a thing. Just ask your neighbor who lost a molar to their pet ferret last week.

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3. It Was Stolen by a Mischievous Tooth Fairy Who Needed it for a Costume Party.

We've received reports of a particularly brazen tooth fairy who's been known to pilfer teeth for her infamous "Toothy McToothface" costume.

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4. Your Tooth Decided to Run Away From Home and Join a Travelling Circus Act.

We can confirm that there's a tooth circus in town, and they're looking for a new star. Maybe your tooth is just looking for a chance to shine?