Lost Society: Tips for Not Being a Loner

1. Learn to cook ramen noodles without setting off the fire alarm. It's a skill that separates the lost from the found.

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2. Clean up after yourself. You don't want to become a human dust bunny.

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3. Find a hobby that doesn't involve only watching cat videos. Trust us, it's a dead end road.

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4. Make small talk, even if it kills you.

Practice your social skills, or pretend to