Warning: Not Actually Lost, Just Adrift
As a seasoned space traveler, you've probably been in this situation before: drifting aimlessly through the cosmos, with no idea how to get back on course. Fear not! You're not lost, you're just... temporarily misplaced.
Directions:
1. Check your navigation system. If it's not working, try restarting it. If that doesn't work, try hitting it with a wrench.
2. Look for any nearby stars or planets. If you see any, try asking them for directions. They're usually pretty friendly.
3. If all else fails, try asking a passing asteroid for help. They're always happy to lend a hand... or a gravitational pull.