It seems we've hit Option Two: Desperation Mode. This is where things get real. The ship's engines are on fire, the oxygen supply is dwindling, and the coffee machine is out of order.
We're trying to contact Mission Control, but it seems they're busy. Maybe it's the weekend? Or maybe they're just ignoring us. Either way, it's time to take matters into our own hands.
Click here for the First Desperate Measure, or here for the Second Desperate Measure.
Or if you're feeling really, adventurous, you can try The Option That Shall Not Be Named.
But don't say we didn't warn you...
Current Status: Option Two: Desperation Mode