Welcome to the Great Cookie Macabrew
Here, you'll find the most advanced cookie technology in the world. Our team of expert cookie scientists have been perfecting the art of cookie making for years.
Our cookies are not just delicious, but also scientifically designed to manipulate your emotions, bend your will, and control your snack-time behavior.
Conduct your own cookie experiment and discover the truth behind our cookie technology.But be warned, our cookies come with a side of existential dread and crippling self-doubt.
Visit our cookie confessional and share your darkest cookie secrets.Or, visit our cookie therapy session and let our experts guide you through the horrors of cookie withdrawal.
Don't say we didn't warn you...
Cookie Statistics
- Crumb count: 1,456,789
- Crust thickness: 2.4mm
- Bite force: 8.9kN
(Note: statistics subject to change at any moment without warning.)
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