Step 3: Overthinking Every Decision

You're still here? That's great! In this step, we'll delve into the depths of indecision.

It's a beautiful day to overthink every decision. Take a deep breath, and let's get into it.

If you're feeling overwhelmed, don't worry! We're not actually doing any real work here. This is just the maintenance phase.

In fact, we're so not doing any real work that we're going to take a break and grab some snacks. Do you like snacks? I mean, who doesn't like snacks?

While we're at it, have you considered the philosophical implications of snack choices? Do we choose snacks based on taste, convenience, or sheer, unadulterated gluttony? The possibilities are endless!

The snack gap is real, folks!

But for now, let's just focus on overthinking, shall we? It's a great way to spend time. I mean, who needs productivity when you have existential dread?

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