Decree 1: Mandatory Coffee Breaks
By the power vested in me, I, the Great Overlord of Code, hereby declare that all employees are required to take a 30-minute coffee break every hour, effective immediately. Failure to comply will result in a severe loss of productivity and/or soul.
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By the power vested in me, I, the Great Overlord of Code, hereby declare that all meetings shall be conducted in a windowless, soundproof conference room with a minimum of 17 PowerPoint slides per hour. Failure to comply will result in a severe loss of face time.
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