Chad the Unstoppable
Chief of Vast Expanses
Chad is our fearless leader. He's been lost in the vast expanses for 5 years now and still hasn't found his way back home. His motto? "You can't lose what you don't know is yours."
Brent the Bureaucrat
Director of Red Tape
Brent is our resident expert on all things red tape. He's been stuck in the vast expanses for 3 years and 2 months, and still hasn't finished filling out form 27-B.
Dave the Navigator
Head of Lost Causes
Dave is our expert navigator of lost causes. He's been stuck in the vast expanses for 2 years, 1 month, and 14 days, and still hasn't found what he's looking for.