Mandate 102: Because You Clearly Need to Be Told What to Do

You have been summoned to this webpage by the authorities.

Due to recent observations, it has been deemed necessary to provide you with explicit instructions on how to perform your daily tasks.

Here is your mandate:

Wake up at 06:00 AM sharp. No excuses.
Brush your teeth with the correct amount of toothpaste. Not too much, not too little.
Consume exactly 3.7 units of coffee. No more, no less.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

Repeatedly being told to do so by your superiors.
The implementation of additional mandates to cover up your lack of productivity.
Revocation of your right to access the toaster.

Do not attempt to circumvent this mandate. It will only end in tears.