Welcome, loyal subjects, to Mandate 12 Shop, your premier destination for the most exclusive, the most sought-after, and the most utterly unnecessary items for the discerning morning enthusiast. Browse our Morning Mischief Emporium for the latest in wake-up whistles, morning madness, and general mayhem. Visit our Mandate 12 Memorabilia section for rare and collectible items, including the legendary "I Survived a Mandate 12 Morning" t-shirt. Join our Spoiler Community, where the most daring morning rebels gather to share their stories of survival and triumph.
Warning: what you're about to read may cause permanent damage to your sense of humor, your relationships, and your morning routine. Proceed at your own risk.
Spoiler 1: The Great Coffee Mug Debacle Spoiler 2: The Sudden Onset of Morning Madness Spoiler 3: The Fateful Decision to Use the Snooze ButtonBy accessing this site, you acknowledge that you are aware of and agree to abide by the Terms and Conditions of Use, which are subject to change without notice.
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