In accordance with the highest levels of inefficiency and redundancy, we have decreed that:
You are required to attend an endless series of pointless meetings.
This mandate is a direct result of our exhaustive study of productivity and the scientific method of doing the opposite.
For further information, please refer to:
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:
Reason 5: The Infinite Loop of Red Tape
Or, if you're feeling truly desperate:
Reason 6: The Unnecessary Justification Committee
Or, if you're feeling completely lost:
Reason 7: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Socks
Or, if you're feeling completely bewildered:
Reason 8: The Unidentified Flying Bureaucrat
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