MANDATE 1234: REASON 4

A Decree of Unrelenting Bureaucracy

In accordance with the highest levels of inefficiency and redundancy, we have decreed that:

You are required to attend an endless series of pointless meetings.

This mandate is a direct result of our exhaustive study of productivity and the scientific method of doing the opposite.

For further information, please refer to:

Previous Reasons

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Reason 5: The Infinite Loop of Red Tape

Or, if you're feeling truly desperate:

Reason 6: The Unnecessary Justification Committee

Or, if you're feeling completely lost:

Reason 7: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Socks

Or, if you're feeling completely bewildered:

Reason 8: The Unidentified Flying Bureaucrat

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