Mandate 1234: Reason 5

Mandate 1234: Reason 5

We're doing this because our overlords in Accounting demanded we do 5 reasons for every mandate, and we're not exactly sure what that even means.

Reason 4 was a lie.

Reason 3 was also a lie.

Reason 2 was a lie, but we liked the font we used for it.

Reason 1 was also a lie, but it had a nice graph.

Mandate 1234: Reason 5

So, to recap: Reasons 1, 2, 3, and 4 were all lies, but Reason 5 is actually the truth, and it's because of this Reason 4 that we're doing this.

Reason 3 was also a lie, but it had a nice graph.

Reason 2 was a lie, but the font we used for it was nice.