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Section 1: The Infallible Guide

Welcome, minion! This section contains the first installment of our comprehensive guide to being utterly, completely, and utterly clueless.

1. Subsection 1: How to Make a Mess
2. Subsection 2: The Art of Doing the Bare Minimum
3. Subsection 3: When All Else Fails, Call a Meeting

In this esteemed section, we will cover the fundamental principles of being completely and utterly inept.