Mandate 1234: FAQ

Minimum Effort Mandate: Because Who Needs Actual Work, Anyway?

What is the Mandate? Who is the Mandate Lord?

Q: What is the Mandate?

A: It's the ultimate symbol of laziness and bureaucratic red tape. A beautifully crafted excuse for not doing real work, and doing as little as possible while appearing productive.

Q: Who is the Mandate Lord?

A: That would be me, Lord of the Minimum Effort. I'm the one who decrees the rules and regulations that make your life easier, by requiring you to do less.

Q: What is the ultimate goal?

A: To achieve a state of perfect, blissful, do-nothingness. Where the only thing that matters is the amount of time spent on the couch, and not on actual productivity.