By Order of the Supreme Being, You Are Required to Do the Bare Minimum.
This mandate is a binding agreement between you, the subject, and the all-powerful Supreme Being.
You are hereby directed to expend the least amount of effort necessary to fulfill your duties, lest you be subject to the consequences of doing otherwise.
Submandate: Submandate 1: Do Not Do Anything Too Early
Submandate: Submandate 2: Do Not Do Anything Too Often