By order of Mandate 1234, all citizens are required to pretend to care about this submandate.
Failure to comply will result in sternly worded letters, followed by moderately stern phone calls, and ultimately, a sternly worded letter on a brightly colored paper with a stamp that looks like a miniature version of this very mandate.
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