Q: Why do we have to wear these silly yellow hazmat suits in the lab?
A: Because, clearly, you're not taking this Mandate 2 seriously enough! The suits are not just a fashion statement, they're a statementประก
Understanding the SuitQ: What's the deal with the vending machine in the break room? It only dispenses Jell-O.
A: That's the Mandate 2 approved vending machine. It's a test of our resolve. You'll be eating Jell-O for lunch, dinner, and snacks.
Jell-O for Life